Opening up a can of whoopass… remotely!
You know there is a certain advantage to dating chubby blue-eyed geeks. Most of them never bother me with the immediate status of their physical fitness. As if I give a fuck anyway.
While I did have fun taking M0J0D4ddy (a non-chubby blue-eyed geek) to his rigorous macho man classes for a week, I am SUPER annoyed when he dares say he is out of shape!
He is perhaps one of the most fit 45-year-olds on this fuckin’ planet.
Paul Zerh, who is, like Patrick, both a scientist and a Martial Arts black belt, studied what makes Batman possible. It just so happens that Patrick has the physical profile of Batman and the 15 extra years of training he holds are explained by the fact that fictional character Bruce Wayne is barely 30 years-old.
But I live by evidence so…
Witness this clip featuring 28 guys in a martial arts class doing a warm up exercise. This is Patrick’s second 90-minute class for the day. We spent the interim 5 hours walking in downtown Toronto. The exercise consists of holding one’s self in a push up position and counting to twenty while slowly going up and down… and up again. Patrick is on the left wearing a khaki t-shirt. He has bandages on both his arms from wicked mat burns sustained while training in Montreal. As you can see the teacher (one of Canada’s leading Systema instructors) is able to talk through this exercise… and by the end there is only one other person not grunting or visibly struggling through this exercise… Patrick!
As M0j0D4ddy’s aspiring arch-nemesis, I urge anyone who ever hears him complain about being out of shape to kick him (gently so as not to bruise his fabulous behind!!)
He will know that deep down inside that kick comes from me!!!
(Evil grin!)
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