The Kinquallerie: O’My This Thing Actually Works!

March 28th, 2006 Eva Vavoom Posted in 2006, Archives, Good Sex Toys, The Kinquallerie No Comments »

I received a sampler of this product when attending a human sexuality class recently. Because I am highly skeptical of ‘potency’ potions for men, I have never really given much attention to products for women. The ‘O topical Pleasure Gel’ is a vaso-dilator that you apply on the clitoris. It works quite simply by bringing more blood to the area. Typically during arousal blood flows to the area gradually, the gel simply helps the process along. I tried this product twice to make sure I was familiar with the effect of it. It seems to work within 30 minutes creating a slightly odd tingly sensation.

Most women have a very sensitive clitoridal area and any direct contact can be painful. However the gel counteracts this by bringing a lot more blood to the area and thus enhancing pleasure. I will even venture to say that if you apply this when you are not even ‘in the mood’ it might change your mind in a jiffy! Because you only need a tiny droplet the size of a seed beed, this product is not expensive at all! It is available on Amazon.com (12.95$) or at your local pharmacy (20.00$).

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On the Subject of Boys, Girls and Puppies

February 14th, 2006 Eva Vavoom Posted in 2006, Archives No Comments »

I recently attended a great fetish party. I was accompanied by two incredibly sexy topless boys in black masks and leather pants. The party was hosted by a sexy chick who later told me : “Wow, you are surrounded by really hot guys!” I simply said “Thank You!” and kept it to myself that I purposely chose my slaves er.. dates to impress her.
There are more subtle ways to get the attention of girls. If incredibly hot guys are not your usual acoutrement, the next best thing is a puppy. It is a well known fact in the fast-seduction circles that puppies are a surefire way to meet chicks. Andy Richter ruled the universe with a stylish coat made out of dogs. I cannot remember if he got the attention of that hot co-worker, the puppy suit, however stayed burned into my mind.

At that same fetish party I noticed a demure long haired blonde girl. She looked somewhat shy and geeky with her glasses. She had a leashed puppy and was walking him around all evening (puppy = large burly man walking on all fours with dog hood and paw mittens) They looked like they were from two different worlds. I am still beating myself up for not talking to her. Maybe she brought along a puppy just so girls would talk to her… So I should definately have introduced myself and asked to pet her puppy :)

Okay, if you think dressing your boyfriend as a puppy is silly than you may change your mind once you see people who dress their puppies like their boyfriend!

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Unexpected Sex: The Metro Advert

January 18th, 2006 Eva Vavoom Posted in 2006, Archives, Unexpected Sex No Comments »

Free Sex for Women AdAs you can see the sex IS free!!! A lot of my admiration for sex has to do with the fact that it’s free, it’s the last free thing… really we already pay for water; air, however, is not worth paying for. Sunshine: we run away from! But when you think about it, SEX might just be what people spend the most money on, because everything is marketed to bring more sex into the lives of horny young people.

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The Kinquallerie: Yet another wanking system…

January 14th, 2006 Eva Vavoom Posted in 2006, Archives, The Kinquallerie No Comments »

January means it’s time to hunt the web for people’s pictures of the AVN show in Las Vegas. I am especially interested in the toys & products section. Here is an interesting novelty from Japan. Many companies have tried to create a masturbation machine and I don’t think this one will be any more or less popular. I really enjoyed reading the website. Very classy but the English is funny.

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David Rakoff on the fetishization of food

October 23rd, 2005 Eva Vavoom Posted in 2005, Archives, Books No Comments »

On October 3rd, David Rakoff, author of Don’t Get Too Comfortable (VidLit) was talking about how the upper class is fetishizing food (full interview) referring to an in-depth article on high-end salt in The New York Times. It used to be that only luxury items were fetishized. Think of cigars, cars and wine. Today’s marketer has discovered that the moneyed and pompous need the validation obtained from paying exhorbitant prices for stuff that regular folks get at the 1$ store or for free as is the case for water and air.

It’s Martha Stewart’s fault!
Over the last 15 years, Martha Stewart, opened our eyes to the subtlety of everyday things discussing rolling pins, tea towels and even eggs at length in her magazines, books and tv shows. I know this for a fact because I have most of her magazines and books. I like quality items just like the next person. I know that a $28 bottle of wine is better than an $8 one. But there comes a point where the price-quality ratio goes out the window and a luxury item becomes only an empty statement of wealth. You see, I’m sure there isn’t much difference between 18$/pound salt and 5$/pound salt. I don’t care if you tell me that this artisanal salt was collected by a noted French brain surgeon who laboured extensively to scoop up the fleur-de-sel with a Marseille souvenir spoon. It’s just salt, dig a hole, scrape it with a stick and add a pinch.

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