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Theodore Laffoon lost his left eye in an unfortunate hacky sack accident. That did not prevent him from becoming a world renowned breeder of Siberian cats. Unfortunately, that’s how he lost his other eye.

The first 3 phrases of a novel… I will never write. But there’s nothing stopping you from adding to it.

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These short social commentary and comedy scripts are meant to be made into cartoons, videos or art pieces. They are released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.5 Canada. To browse the Creative Commons scripts see the Scripts category. I have further material that is too long to post here at this time and will develop into TV treatments.

Theodore Laffoon’s Legendary Journey by Eva Vavoom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 2.5 Canada License.
Based on a work at www.evavavoom.com.

Globalization
By Eva Vavoom

Office Conference Room

Boss: “I am happy to announce that I have just concluded a deal with a full-service Chinese company to produce our tween clothing line for 50% less than the current cost per garment. They do everything, even the product design!”

Melissa: “So what will happen to our design department?”

Boss: “What are you doing here? We don’t need you anymore!”

Janine: “I see this pink baggy sweater here has the word LOOSE in big bold letters on the front. Is this appropriate for 8-12 year old girls to wear?”

Boss: “Don’t you know that loose means baggy? In any case, you’re fired!”

Michael: “…”

Boss: “Well, Michael, seems like we will be producing our tween clothing line for 62.5% less than the current cost per garment even with your promotion to Vice-president figured in. Congratulations on a job well done!”

(Inspired by Girl’s Zombie Cheerleader Costume and Boy’s Pimp Costume via Amazon.com)

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These short social commentary and comedy scripts are meant to be made into cartoons, videos or art pieces. They are released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.5 Canada. To browse the Creative Commons scripts see the Scripts category. I have further material that is too long to post here at this time and will develop into TV treatments.

Globalization by Eva Vavoom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 2.5 Canada License.
Based on a work at www.evavavoom.com.

A Special Gift
by Eva Vavoom

Well-to-do Waspy parents with their 13-year-old son in the dining room.

Mother: “William, your father and I thought that you deserve a gift for getting good grades this year.”

A proud dad hands his son a flat box that looks like a book with the bold title:

The son’s eyes widen as he opens the box to find a Wi-Fi enabled laptop computer.

William: “This is the coolest gift ever! Thanks mom and dad, I love it so much I am going to sleep with it!”

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These short social commentary and comedy scripts are meant to be made into cartoons, videos or art pieces. They are released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.5 Canada. To browse the Creative Commons scripts see the Scripts category. I have further material that is too long to post here at this time and will develop into TV treatments.

A Special Gift by Eva Vavoom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 2.5 Canada License.
Based on a work at www.evavavoom.com.