Porno Review: The Tudors

June 1st, 2008 Eva Vavoom Posted in Dudes, Entertainment, Fashion, Fetish, Humour, Television No Comments »

The Tudors is a costume and protocol fetish series. It is in its second season. I watched the first two episodes last night. Actually it’s a historical drama but for someone like me who measures everything in life by it’s relationship to the underworld of kink, it’s quite an intellectual and visual ride.

I must admit I know little of the storyline as I concentrated my studies on the colonization of New France in the 17th and 18th century when I worked in a religious museum.

This series is supposed to introduce me to a bit of (dramatized) history but I am distracted by the sheer hotness of the actors. The plots deliver sex, attitude, pageantry and plenty of incredibly hot pissed off guys over 30. Too bad Steven Waddington (Duke of Buckingham) gets his head chopped off so early in the story. Sigh!

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Brilliant Photographer Meets Talented Teen Star Meets Dumb Media

May 21st, 2008 Eva Vavoom Posted in Body Image, Chicks, Entertainment, Fashion, Mad Skillz, Photography No Comments »

My daughter loves Hannah Montana and for once I agree with a 7 year old’s choice of music idol. Miley Cyrus is undeniably talented and as long as she continues releasing the kind of music she introduced us to on her “Introducing Miley Cyrus” album she will do well.

What really annoys me though is that the media is so tired of Lindsay, Britney and Paris that they are trying to make every little thing Miley does out to be slutty, whorish and bad.

Adults use younger and younger kids every year in order to make money and I find this page unacceptable (Best Week Ever My Lil’ Miley Facebook Application.)

When Annie Leibovitz took a picture of Sting muddy and naked on a dry lake I was all like “wow!” Did the media make a fuss about it, start writing articles about his privates or making comments about every detail of his body? No.

When Annie Leibovitz took a picture of Whoopi Goldberg in a bathub full of milk, did anybody make a fuss? No.

Then Annie Leibovitz took a picture of Miley Cyrus in a bed sheet. People started crying wolf, making a huge fuss enough to prompt Cyrus to tell the world she was “embarrassed”. This whole fiasco is mostly embarrassing to Annie Leibovitz who delivered a bland, very boring portrait of Cyrus proving that she consulted with Cyrus and her entourage during the shoot. It was not at all inappropriate or shocking! In 10 years, this portrait will have historical significance but for now it is just a boring portrait of a 15 year old girl in a bed sheet.

Annie Leibovitz is one of the most innovative and talented photographers of our era yet most people in America don’t know or understand her work.

Sometimes it seems that people in the media are just too young or ignorant to analyze a situation within it’s real context considering history in the process. They just yap like little dogs at everything that walks by hoping to stir controversy and fill airtime.

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King Size Big Annual Headlining Show in February

January 22nd, 2008 Eva Vavoom Posted in Entertainment, Parties No Comments »

King Size is taking over Meow Mix again with a kick-ass show in a few weeks! Here’s the announce:

King blings, fag hags, and dyke tykes alike you will be pleased to learn that King Size will once again be featured during February’s Meow Mix!!! As it’s the season of LOVE, our all-new show is called Self Love! Witness the unveiling of our handsome new kings, and other titilating surprises. Mark your calendars now…more info at a later date.

Self Love (Meow Mix)
Saturday, February 9th
Sala Rossa
4848 St. Laurent
Montreal
$10

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