ANNA

The Garden of Earthly Delights by Hieronymus Bosch inspired Anna’s collection shown
in the last episode of The Fashion Show.

As a child I spent hours looking a this painting. We had a reproduction of this in three panels at home. Originally it seemed strange and pornographic. Today I find it quite entertaining and modern.

Can you spot the tit in the picture above?
How about the anal bead?

Click on the image and find the gerbil in a tube!

This painting delivers!

Anna’s collection was delightful.

It was not too matchy, in fact each piece could be declined into three garments and all of it is very sell-able. I loved her knit pieces which were very light and flowy espescially the one that incorporated a breastplate of long beads.

I loved the two dresses that were shown first.

But my favorite dress was the elephant print day dress…
It is sooo sexy secretary…

I want it!!!

While I think that all designers brought something great to the show,
Anna is the most obvious choice as her style and collection
is the most viable commercially.

The Tudors is a costume and protocol fetish series. It is in its second season. I watched the first two episodes last night. Actually it’s a historical drama but for someone like me who measures everything in life by it’s relationship to the underworld of kink, it’s quite an intellectual and visual ride.

I must admit I know little of the storyline as I concentrated my studies on the colonization of New France in the 17th and 18th century when I worked in a religious museum.

This series is supposed to introduce me to a bit of (dramatized) history but I am distracted by the sheer hotness of the actors. The plots deliver sex, attitude, pageantry and plenty of incredibly hot pissed off guys over 30. Too bad Steven Waddington (Duke of Buckingham) gets his head chopped off so early in the story. Sigh!

My daughter loves Hannah Montana and for once I agree with a 7 year old’s choice of music idol. Miley Cyrus is undeniably talented and as long as she continues releasing the kind of music she introduced us to on her “Introducing Miley Cyrus” album she will do well.

What really annoys me though is that the media is so tired of Lindsay, Britney and Paris that they are trying to make every little thing Miley does out to be slutty, whorish and bad.

Adults use younger and younger kids every year in order to make money and I find this page unacceptable (Best Week Ever My Lil’ Miley Facebook Application.)

When Annie Leibovitz took a picture of Sting muddy and naked on a dry lake I was all like “wow!” Did the media make a fuss about it, start writing articles about his privates or making comments about every detail of his body? No.

When Annie Leibovitz took a picture of Whoopi Goldberg in a bathub full of milk, did anybody make a fuss? No.

Then Annie Leibovitz took a picture of Miley Cyrus in a bed sheet. People started crying wolf, making a huge fuss enough to prompt Cyrus to tell the world she was “embarrassed”. This whole fiasco is mostly embarrassing to Annie Leibovitz who delivered a bland, very boring portrait of Cyrus proving that she consulted with Cyrus and her entourage during the shoot. It was not at all inappropriate or shocking! In 10 years, this portrait will have historical significance but for now it is just a boring portrait of a 15 year old girl in a bed sheet.

Annie Leibovitz is one of the most innovative and talented photographers of our era yet most people in America don’t know or understand her work.

Sometimes it seems that people in the media are just too young or ignorant to analyze a situation within it’s real context considering history in the process. They just yap like little dogs at everything that walks by hoping to stir controversy and fill airtime.

Globalization
By Eva Vavoom

Office Conference Room

Boss: “I am happy to announce that I have just concluded a deal with a full-service Chinese company to produce our tween clothing line for 50% less than the current cost per garment. They do everything, even the product design!”

Melissa: “So what will happen to our design department?”

Boss: “What are you doing here? We don’t need you anymore!”

Janine: “I see this pink baggy sweater here has the word LOOSE in big bold letters on the front. Is this appropriate for 8-12 year old girls to wear?”

Boss: “Don’t you know that loose means baggy? In any case, you’re fired!”

Michael: “…”

Boss: “Well, Michael, seems like we will be producing our tween clothing line for 62.5% less than the current cost per garment even with your promotion to Vice-president figured in. Congratulations on a job well done!”

(Inspired by Girl’s Zombie Cheerleader Costume and Boy’s Pimp Costume via Amazon.com)

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These short social commentary and comedy scripts are meant to be made into cartoons, videos or art pieces. They are released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.5 Canada. To browse the Creative Commons scripts see the Scripts category. I have further material that is too long to post here at this time and will develop into TV treatments.

Globalization by Eva Vavoom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 2.5 Canada License.
Based on a work at www.evavavoom.com.

Via: Teddygirl.com

Let’s face it, a thong will not do anything for a skinny guy and wont help a fat guy either even with a huge kiss on the crotch. My lover has a thong, it’s silver… I hate it!

I want to see my Scottish boy in a Utilitikilt! Now that’s hot

More mockumercials available here, my favorite: Round 1 Winner: Fire! features a hot guy with mad skills

I have just cheated and watched the 5 finalists’ collections online. I am overwhelmed with the talent of these people! I liked Chris March’s use of human hair. I have a friend who had a flogger made from her own hair so I am not shocked at all. Chris March has the making of a great couturier. I want to see his humongous scarf up close and I want to know more about it.

Recently my friend J came over (She is the one I referred to as her in a previous post.) We swapped cool things. I have lost weight and my stuff is too large. Most of my stuff has also been downsized 1 or 2 times already so I am tired of always resewing it. I gave her most of my lingerie and a lot of clothing that is too large but I would never be able to re-fashion. Some of the pieces I’ve had for 10 years and they are like new. I knew I needed to kick myself in the butt to either buy or make something new and it worked.

I just made a beautiful 20cm wide belt with leather I got from Master Andre a year ago. Can you tell what I used to finish it and make the lace holes? Right now I feel like MacGiver for making all of this from free, found, gifted and recycled materials. The kimono top is a different matter. This slinky polyester is a nightmare to work with and I have never really completed a garment for myself.

But it’s fun!

UPDATED: My red obi is about 5 CM too long for my body. Oh the horror! I am not going to the party afterall, I put my back out trying to put that thing on. Better luck next time.

After a long day of shuffling data I sat down to watch my James drive around. If James May was on American TV they would have him wear sponsored clothing far away from his own style. That shirt was practically fluorescent!

[PEREZ OFF]

I love you James!

Is American Apparel clothing even supposed to be flattering? It’s sheared ill-finished jersey at exorbitant prices. I was born in the 70s so I witnessed and even wore the unfortunate nylon short shorts (While roller skating to “Freeze Frame” mind you!) They were ugly then and they are still ugly today. Lamé hot pants?! No thanks!

Now AA offers weird-looking bathing suits too!

This style looks like a bad out-take from a 1982 Sears catalog. Here’s what someone has to say about this style: “a drawstring could come in handy, especially when diving in the pool.” Another: “If you wear these for anything other than lounging (LIKE swimming..) don’t buy this… after a few times swimming, the front nylon fabric gets very distressed and saggy, it’s really not worth 30.00″. I appreciate how American Apparel has unflattering clothing AND comments on their site.

I used to think the AA ads looked artistically unkempt but people who wear that stuff actually look like that! A friend lives above an AA store and I must admit I adored the in-shop ‘Old Jewish Retirees in the Pool’ photo campaign from last winter. If I want more I guess I can always visit my mom in Centennial Village, Florida.