Sex is FREE!

Here’s some tabletop prose I created with BelovedSchoolBoy. I am making earrings… a bit slow on that task simply because drilling small hole in the corner of those dice is hard. But I think I will post them on Etsy soon.

Got your attention?!

I have listed my rope bondage kits on Etsy. These were sold during my Cock Bondage classes in March and I still have some. I plan on offering a few other naughty creations eventually. I have not submitted my candidacy as presenter for any upcoming shows in the US though I will likely be at Floating World 09 as M0j0D4ddy is presenting three classes. I’ll bring plenty of rope!

JT Stockroom, purveyor to the pervs, have just added a new item to their most interesting and unusual selection of sex toys and tools, the Ultimate 12-inch Power Bullet. It would seem it is the same as little portable bullets with a button on the end except it’s huge! Why not outfit it with a wall plug because it’s certainly not that portable. This is the giggle of the day.

I am super frustrated today. I don’t understand why. Maybe it is a down from a full week of mingling. I got a lot of work done and should be mining my next contracts but I am drained. I am overdosing on lunch AND dinner at the restaurant. My brain is fried and I have a migraine so I’ll do it this weekend. Time for some TV.

Last night I celebrated four joyful years of dating my sweet Bearded DiCaprio. The fact that he hates that nickname doesn’t phase me. For a long time my friend Natalya always asked why I had a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio on my cellphone. It wasn’t DiCaprio! We’ve never had a fight so maybe we will fight about this LOL He took me to Bocaccino’s, which has dissapeared and turned into a Carmine’s. I don’t know if that’s a good business strategy… I am talking about Carmine’s copying a famous (and delicious) New York restaurant in Montreal and calling it by the same name without any official affiliation. Regardless, the food was great. I’m not really picky, I was just overjoyed that my angel hair pasta was al-dente and that they had big bottles of San Pellegrino. It’s cute how waiters come around a lot when they realize we are gossipping about kinky sex. Three years ago we had a naughty conversation on the table butcher paper at Jack Astor’s and simply left it there for our waiter.

We went to the sex shop to check out stuff. It was close by. I looked at the lingerie (because I am planning on getting/making myself a cat suit. Hey, I look like this ) ( instead of this ( ) now so if I want a cat suit, I am getting a cat suit just like Alyssa Nicole’s Halloween outfit!!! I realized that La Senza has more taste and wayyyy better quality for the money. I am always curious to see what they come up with as far as sex toys go. I now get the feeling that sex toys are designed by people who have knowledge of anatomy, which is great! However, lots of things look like they are packaged for teenagers… it’s odd… but cute! Alas, even with the added competition, most toys are still overpriced for the use I would make of them (Rose & Passion is the only adult store for miles and that shows in the pricing!) I love how my friends are generous with the feedback on the toys they buy and use because my toy budget is 28$ a year. I am trying to remember… What was the last thing I bought myself in a Sex Shop? Must have been one of those bullets that you plug into the base unit. My sex toy box is still in my old room and I moved upstairs 3 months ago! Even worse, a few weeks ago I took the batteries out of my vibrator to power my cordless mouse. Still have not bought new batteries… I have been a very bad self-lover! I sincerely think it is normal to masturbate and I wonder what it means that I don’t care to do it anymore. It happened when I stopped having pain (six weeks ago) and my brain started to go into overdrive. My drastically lowered sex drive is starting to concern me. It could also have something to do with my weight loss or my falling head over heels for Mr. M. It’s just strange to get sidetracked from something I have taken for granted for years. It’s like I’d rather be thinking or writing. I have become a mental masturbator!!!

But I shouldn’t feel sorry for myself. Perhaps I have been a bad ’self-lover’, but I feel VERY loving towards those that are close to me (or I can go medieval on them whatever their preference may be.) I’ve done a lot of mingling and playing this week and today is the only day where I do not have one or two dates. I am alone until Yoshi comes over tomorrow morning to make me breakfast. I am really looking forward to that <3

Oh and I am watching Rome even though there are bits missing in the shows… What can I do, I want to see it so bad!

Have a lovely weekend!

I have been telling people left and right that if I could invent a new fetish it would be ‘Astronaut Fetish’. Who represents the epitome of mental and physical capability more than an astronaut?! Astronauts are at the top of their class when it comes to scientific knowledge and professional accomplishment AND they patiently train for years in order to get on that coveted space flight.

When the following statement came on Mythbuster last week I nearly fell off my chair! Adam Savage is the only other Astronaut Fetishist I have ever encountered. And to think all these years it was Jamie Hyneman I had on my ‘To Do’ list

There was a time when the phrase “good sex toy” was somewhat of an oxymoron. I will try to find you some good ones but sincerely, I trip over bad ones all the time.

Inflatable Bondage Chair.

I took in a meeting with marketing people from Drugstore.com recently. They have launched new tools that just might make it possible to resurrect as a sex toys website rather than just a blog. I am very excited about that Finally the big boxes are getting more comfortable about carrying a variety of Sexual Health merchandise! Yippee!

I received a sampler of this product when attending a human sexuality class recently. Because I am highly skeptical of ‘potency’ potions for men, I have never really given much attention to products for women. The ‘O topical Pleasure Gel’ is a vaso-dilator that you apply on the clitoris. It works quite simply by bringing more blood to the area. Typically during arousal blood flows to the area gradually, the gel simply helps the process along. I tried this product twice to make sure I was familiar with the effect of it. It seems to work within 30 minutes creating a slightly odd tingly sensation.

Most women have a very sensitive clitoridal area and any direct contact can be painful. However the gel counteracts this by bringing a lot more blood to the area and thus enhancing pleasure. I will even venture to say that if you apply this when you are not even ‘in the mood’ it might change your mind in a jiffy! Because you only need a tiny droplet the size of a seed beed, this product is not expensive at all! It is available on Amazon.com (12.95$) or at your local pharmacy (20.00$).

January means it’s time to hunt the web for people’s pictures of the AVN show in Las Vegas. I am especially interested in the toys & products section. Here is an interesting novelty from Japan. Many companies have tried to create a masturbation machine and I don’t think this one will be any more or less popular. I really enjoyed reading the website. Very classy but the English is funny.