The Tudors is a costume and protocol fetish series. It is in its second season. I watched the first two episodes last night. Actually it’s a historical drama but for someone like me who measures everything in life by it’s relationship to the underworld of kink, it’s quite an intellectual and visual ride.
I must admit I know little of the storyline as I concentrated my studies on the colonization of New France in the 17th and 18th century when I worked in a religious museum.
This series is supposed to introduce me to a bit of (dramatized) history but I am distracted by the sheer hotness of the actors. The plots deliver sex, attitude, pageantry and plenty of incredibly hot pissed off guys over 30. Too bad Steven Waddington (Duke of Buckingham) gets his head chopped off so early in the story. Sigh!
I think it is miss guided for people to pour their bile, anger and hate on you when there are actual criminals out there. I know you are doing the douchebag thing to feel like you have some semblance of control over your life. The good news is that it can be fixed. You can’t hide behind ugly yellow glasses forever.
Big Brother has given you four chances to redeem yourself:
1. Remove you from your enablers. Those friends and “fans” who benefit from your infamy and think you are cool for being a fuckwit.
2. Give Australia the chance to know you beyond a retarded 5-second sound byte.
3. Place you in the presence of golden houseguests who each have a little bit of wisdom to pass along because they have made something of themselves despite being different and discriminated against.
4. Give you a shit load of cash which you can use partly to re-pay your community and parents for damages.
Corey burning his bridge with Bianca
You say you are not famous… you are right. You are an underage boy who has become public domain. If you had any rights left people would object to a Youtube video where a guy describes how he would murder you… but sadly, Australia won’t even give you that benefit. I never thought I would live to see a day when people have less regards for an immature teenager than a dog turd on a sidewalk. This state of affairs saddens me.
You have to realize that you cannot build a respectable life based on infamy. You represent the greatest (insurance) risk to anyone who associates with you just based on how people react to you whether it’s positive or negative. This means potential schools, employers and even friends. People like you fall into drugs, prostitution and pornography because those are the only opportunities people will offer you. You have only 1 year left before the sharks can legally move in and kill all that is left of you and you will have absolutely no recourse.
Your best bet is to use what is left of your money to disappear for a few years. Man up. Re-invent yourself. I am not asking you to (quoting your parents) “stop doing what you do”, I am telling you to give Corey a chance to enjoy the benefits of being raised (a task unfinished) while existing outside of a prison of hate.
If you were in my charge I would change your appearance and clothing. Send you to technical college under an assumed name in a place where people do not know who you are (hard to believe there is such a place… but there is.) Put you to work in a MacDonald’s or something like that and encourage you to talk to your parents on a regular basis. Introduce you to cool guys who are not fucktards and who’s idea of fun is not boozin’ and pukin’.
If only you could see what that would give you in return. You could live without being stared at or judged constantly. You could have true friends who are not fuckwits who smooch on your “fame”. You could do something with your time that would bring you huge returns in the long run. The best part of it would be to be secure and happy in a calm non-cahotic environment. You would have 1 person in your camp and learn how to build on that.
I have asked a former teenager who understands the previous statements to review and comment on this entry.
When you are done raising you could return to Australia looking like a normal Uni student with a huge smile on your face and go on with a life you have chosen and created for yourself.
As I am writing this, I am watching you throw opportunities away in front of all of Australia (and some of the world.) Big Brother put you inside the highest security prison in Australia in order to give you a public spanking but you’d be better off in a shack in the middle of the country and thinking up a plan for a normal enjoyable life.
Do you sincerely feel that you can act like a dumbass for 4 years and magically turn into a man at 21?
If history serves us right, next week we’ll get a Beauty & The Geek reunion show. Again this year I did not write much about the season because I wound up watching episodes days if not weeks later. Based on my interaction with geeks from years past, I know they like intelligent discourse on how outsiders perceive them so here I go, praisin’ some and dissin’ some.
I can only imagine how watching BATG can be cathartic for some beauties or geeks on the other side of the TV. This year’s most cathartic moment was watching Amber & Tommy. Amber appears to be a waste of space but she is very attractive physically. So for me watching someone so gorgeous work so hard for cock was really entertaining! Sure it sounds like I am dissing Amber but I am sure she will find herself a rich husband who will appreciate how decorative she can be.
I was truly rooting for Matt and Leticia to win it all.
Congrats to Tommy and Amanda for winning, they worked well together. I hope Tommy watched the show and did not let Amber spend all his money. She was very specific about using Tommy to everyone, except Tommy. I encourage him to tap that if “dating a supermodel” is what he HAS to do. Hey, I’d totally go on a date with Marilyn Manson but be careful what you wish for.
My word of advice to the Tommies of the world:
Hookers charge a fixed price by the hour for a specific service Gold diggers on the other end, never tell you how much it’s gonna cost or if you’ll even get anything for the pleasure of giving them “gifts”.
Cuddles and kisses from sweethearts who like you for your choice of sweater vests are absolutely free!
This year’s sweetest and most awesome Beauty and The Geek Moment is pictured below.
Leticia returns after winning the plumbing challenge by a landslide. Matt hugs and congratulates her. He tells Leticia he will fix her something. She says he doesn’t have to. He firmly replies: “No, you’re getting something!” That nearly gave me an orgasm!
In one short moment, Matt Carter announced to the world that he is a keeper!
I already chimed in on Jim, the yummiest one. In my opinion he was the most under-explored geek of the season. I think that perhaps he may be too shy to let anyone explore him LOL
I re-opened the commenting. Please comment below instead of sending them by e-mail.
Now I try to get into Big Brother Australia. The cast is superbly odd !
I have been bored out of my mind with nothing new to watch so I picked a show out of the blue to catch up on. The show was Jericho. I am starting Season 2 tonight. Sometime people ask me if I have a type… Well there you go. Reddish hair, blue eyes, looks Canadian LOL In fact he kinda looks like the my babydaddy after the hair was cut off and the teeth were fixed. Oh no wait he looks like JD, the guy I made out with when I was 13 and waited ten more year to have sex with (how did I ever survive), oh no wait he looks like Andrew, my boyfriend in second grade. So if you look like that and cross my path, brace yourself!
I recorded a new podcast yesterday night. I am just too swamped to edit it right now but I should get to it soon enough.
Big Brother: ‘Til Death Do Us Part is such a snooze. I am just so excited that Beauty and The Geek is around once more. I rarely review TV shows because I watch everything 1-3 days late! T minus 4 hours until I watch the first episode. There are always two or three geeks I absolutely adore out of the bunch. I’ll append my podcast to mention who gets the love this season.
My obsession as of late has been Skins. I cannot remember being so moved by a TV show since Twin Peaks. This show is so intense and it keeps surprising me every time. When you are 17, every bad day seems like the end of the world. Does anything great ever happen to these kids? They are bombarded with situations that would be hard for most adults to handle. It is very frustrating how most of the adults in that show are hapless teenagers themselves.
I was touched by Cassie’s relationship with her cabbie. I’m attracted to Tony even if he comes off as a total sociopath. I am frustrated for Jal who is too smart and talented to be stuck with all these wankers. I love it when Abi talks trash. I think her brother Josh is dreamy. I love how Anwar is the apple of his parents’ eye. I don’t really get Chris, but his pill wall makes for nice art. I am affraid for Effy. I wish Michelle would move on. I wish I knew Posh Kenneth, I can’t even understand what he says most of the time. I am Sid.
I LOVE each and every one of the characters. I have to say I am absolutely crazy about Maxxie. When Maxxie (newcomer, Mitch Hewer) dances I rewind it 4-5 times. I love how every inch of Maxxie’s body has been modified by his mastering of the craft of dance. Dancers wear years of dedicated and painful work as little intricate ripples all over their back and legs. I may gag at body builders but I am in awe of athletes and physical laborers. When Maxx dances, it looks as if the music is following him and not the other way around. I have not been impressed with a classical dancer since Rudolph Nureyev. Maxxie is ultra confident in his talent and his looks, I love his attitude. I just pegged him as the possibly bi token gay in the beginning but he has so much to offer as a character.
Cassie
Skins is currently in its second season on Channel 4, however the first season can be had on Mininova or spotted on Youtube.
Not me but this Website is funny! I delved into the content for this new Bravo show because the host looked like Monica Lewinsky. It’s not. It’s Patti Allen, Millionaire Matchmaker who pushes good manner and class but can’t write a sentence to save her life. I am assuming she is the one who wrote the rules. Dr. Allen is the host of The Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo. This show starts tonight and I wont be watching it. Can’t Bravo afford people to revise copy? I recommend you read the 10 dating rules for women and the 15 dating rules for men. Really entertaining. Read the rest of this entry »
I have watched the L Word from the beginning and it took me a while to get into it. The characters on that show do not resemble anybody I know, except maybe Max. I am a huge fan of Jennifer, Marlee and started watching the show because of Mia. The show is obviously produced by people my age and that is why I love it when they insert winks to my generation in the show. These are some screen caps of the Charlie’s Angels spoof for your enjoyment.
I have come to the conclusion that Big Brother US has the least interesting cast in US TV. On the other hand, Beauty and The Geek has the best and most fascinating cast. If Beauties and Geeks were in the Big Brother house, then I would care to watch the feeds and even tune into the daily shows which are a part of every other international Big Brother experiences. I have been watching international BB shows this summer and I am amazed at how people truly love that show and participate… everywhere else (Including Africa, Poland, Croatia, Finland and Australia). In the US, the whole format is too controlled and even audience members at the finale are hand picked seat fillers holding up banners created by the production crew. It just seems akwardly fake. Again, this year, the show featured some annoying turds who were not worth watching. I have an incredibly embarrassing parent (narcissist manipulator) so I feel for Danielle. I wonder how she will feel when everybody she meets in the next few months say to her: “Wow, your dad really is an asshole!”
Beauty and the Geek to the rescue. This year’s cast is awesome. I cannot pick one geek over another, they are all priceless. I wish the Nintendo Case Mod guy made it on. They have a LARP geek called Dave, hey that rings a bell! And my fantasy boyfriend a Robotic Engineer from MIT.
I have a quasi-geek. He used to pretend he was not a geek, then when he realized I idolize geeks he changed his tune. I gave him a swag t-shirt I got from McAfee and he once wore it to bed… Zexy! (I will know if he reads my blog if he ever wears it to bed again LOL)
Guys see their geekness as a very internal thing, it’s a way of life. It’s being so interested and occupied with intellectual pursuit and fascinating activities that regular social life (and pursuit of the opposite sex) falls by the wayside. For a girl, judging a guy as a geek is a very external thing. However, once you get to know a geek, you discover a world you never knew existed.
Beauty and the Geek proves that akward nerdiness can be almost cured with a few weeks of social mixology. It also seems to prove that being dumb can’t be helped in such a way.
My obsession as of late has been 
